Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.
"Can’t believe they shot me" 🍩 by Alphonso McAuley
There’s no greater pain than liking someone so much whilst they have no feelings for you at all.
what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually
this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
Smiling…? Both of them?
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly
talking to someone and they go offline straight away
when will Emma Watson stop being so perfect